What Is Wrong With People?
I liked Defamer's take on Pamela Anderson's protest against seal hunting in Canada:
Once again, Anderson manages to bust stereotypes: Not only does she put the lie to the cliche of the boring Canadian, but she also proves that a large-breasted blonde is fully apable of understanding and signing the articulate and persuasive statements prepared by PETA on her behalf.
As if that weren't enough, Ingrid Newkirk, the co-founder of PETA once said, "Even if animal tests produced a cure for AIDS, we'd be against it." She even went further in POZ, a magazine for people living with HIV by saying, "If we could get a cure from animals for my father's heart condition, it wouldn't give me any comfort. Why don't we respect animals as victims, too?"
Ingrid, I think I'm going to eat a piece of fried chicken tonight in your honor (Oh, wait a minute, never mind.)
Speaking of animals�K
What is wrong with cats?
Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.
"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.
Now you know that's messed up�K